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Let me tell you something about Faith Lehane. We were best friends at the start of senior year. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then when he came back from hell, I started going out with my first boyfriend Angel again who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to LA, and Faith was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to brood with Angel, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you go out slaying with me?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for graduation day, which was also the day of a impending apocalypse, I was like, “Faith, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their graduation attire. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then the Mayor called my watcher and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then she tried to poison my boyfriend because no one would talk to her, so I put her in a coma, and she woke up next spring for college, and she tried to steal my body and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Buffy Summers (about Faith Lehane)
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davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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mamalaz:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

Rubeus Remus Potter is what Albus Severus’ name should have been.